Showing posts with label Zoe Duchesne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zoe Duchesne. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
One-Piece Wednesday: The 2010 Rookies
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
One-Hit Wonder: Zoe Duchesne, 2010
I have to say, I’m not surprised Zoe didn’t return. She didn’t seem like a great fit.
Her face wavers from smartass biker chick to impassive mannequin.
When she does smile, I don’t really buy it.
This is her best shot from the issue, in my opinion:
…and that’s because she summons Daniella Sarahyba.
She seems like she’d be a better fit for a pouty lingerie photo shoot, and sure enough, that’s what she seems to do for the most part.
Much as was the case with Jessica Hart, I find her non-SI pictures more alluring.
Her face wavers from smartass biker chick to impassive mannequin.
When she does smile, I don’t really buy it.
This is her best shot from the issue, in my opinion:
…and that’s because she summons Daniella Sarahyba.She seems like she’d be a better fit for a pouty lingerie photo shoot, and sure enough, that’s what she seems to do for the most part.
Much as was the case with Jessica Hart, I find her non-SI pictures more alluring.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
That’s the Way the Rookie Crumbles
Out of six swimsuit issue rookies in 2010, only two stuck around for 2011. Genevieve Morton and Chrissy Teigen returned this year, albeit a bit more glammed up in each case.
Genevieve Morton Good for her! She’s a South African kewpie doll whose best pics last year were in this shiny silver bikini:
…even though she cause a bit of controversy by standing near a couple swastikas in one of the shots:
SI ran a series of short videos in which the models declared what they felt were their best body parts. The answers ranged from freckles (Anne V) to feet (Hilary Rhoda) to collarbones (Sonia Dara) to eyes (Cintia Dicker, Jessica White, Jessica Gomes, Esti Ginzburg).
Genevieve? “I like my boobs the best.”
Very well. I’ll allow it.
Her pics this year are a little more sultry.
But she retains that “voluptuous cherub” look.
Chrissy Teigen No surprise here. She seems to have become instant SI royalty, having found her way into the magazine thanks in part to her pal Brooklyn Decker.
She’s getting ready to say something hilarious.
Her Twitter feed is the best of all the models’; she’s genuinely funny in a snide, bitter way. Her Golden Globes commentary from earlier this year:
…was almost as awesome as her golden globes:
(Cheap joke, yes, but I think Chrissy would approve.)
Speaking of, when asked to name her best body part, Chrissy replied, “I like my little boobs.” Genevieve and Chrissy are the only two from 2010 to mention those particular body parts. The lesson for future rookies: talk about your boobs, and you’ll be invited back.
By the way, Chrissy in 2011 has given us yet another example of a model wearing a top but not a bottom, bringing the total to four.
…even though she cause a bit of controversy by standing near a couple swastikas in one of the shots:
SI ran a series of short videos in which the models declared what they felt were their best body parts. The answers ranged from freckles (Anne V) to feet (Hilary Rhoda) to collarbones (Sonia Dara) to eyes (Cintia Dicker, Jessica White, Jessica Gomes, Esti Ginzburg).Genevieve? “I like my boobs the best.”
Her pics this year are a little more sultry.
But she retains that “voluptuous cherub” look.
Her Twitter feed is the best of all the models’; she’s genuinely funny in a snide, bitter way. Her Golden Globes commentary from earlier this year:
…was almost as awesome as her golden globes:
(Cheap joke, yes, but I think Chrissy would approve.)Speaking of, when asked to name her best body part, Chrissy replied, “I like my little boobs.” Genevieve and Chrissy are the only two from 2010 to mention those particular body parts. The lesson for future rookies: talk about your boobs, and you’ll be invited back.
By the way, Chrissy in 2011 has given us yet another example of a model wearing a top but not a bottom, bringing the total to four.
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