Brazilian Bikini Line

BroBible.com has made a list of 50 great Brazilian bikini models, and as you can imagine, there’s a healthy helping of SI girls included. These are “under the radar” models, and Ana Beatriz Barros and Izabel Goulart are disqualified right from the title: “The 50 Hottest Brazilian Bikini Models Not Named Adriana, Gisele, Alessandra, Izabel, or Ana Beatriz.”

(There are, however, five Fernandas.)

It’s a gorgeous list, surveying the bikini-clad bounty of that astonishing country. Though it’s really 49 models, since (as with last year’s 100 Hottest Brunette Lingerie Models) there’s a double. Jeisa Chiminazzo appears twice, at #17 and #50.

#10 Elisandra Tomacheski(Not technically a full-fledged SI model. She was one of the models Jessica Perez beat out to make her debut in the 2012 issue. But Elisandra is pretty dreamy, so I'll let her in.)

#11 Ana Paula Araujo
#16 Fernanda Motta
#17 Jeisa Chiminazzo
#18 Daniella Sarahyba
#22 Michelle Alves
#24 Fernanda Tavares
#25 Aline Nakashima
#27 Juliana Martins
#28 Raica Oliveira
#38 Isabeli Fontana
#41 Yasmin Brunet
#50 Jeisa Chiminazzo (oops)You know what? I'm glad Jeisa is in here twice. I wanted her to return after her 2008 debut, but she vanished. She’ll be featured on these pages as a one-hit wonder one day.

Happy Birthday, Raica Oliveira

28 today.

Brunettes in Their Underthings!

You may remember that over the summer, the bros at Guyism.com announced their 100 Sexiest Lingerie Models in the World.

Not to be outdone, the guys at BroBible.com recently doubled that number—and color-coded it. In two parts, they listed the 100 Hottest Brunette Lingerie Models and the 100 Hottest Blonde Lingerie Models.

With the longer list, they had room to top Guyism’s list of 17 SI models by including 24. Well, that’s not technically true. BroBible slipped up a little, counting Isabeli Fontana twice among the brunettes, at #68 and #90, calling the science of the whole experiment into question.

Guyism’s entire lineup of SI girls is repeated in BroBible’s, with one exception: Cintia Dicker. An obvious redhead, she was disqualified from either of BroBible’s lists.

Shall we take a gander?
Brunettes#38: Pania Rose
#42: Jarah Mariano
#54: Izabel Goulart
#60: Lucia Dvorska
#63: Selita Ebanks
#68: Isabeli Fontana
#80: Kim Cloutier
#90: Isabeli Fontana (oops)
#91: Raica Oliveira
#95: Irina Shayk
#100: Alyssa Miller
Tomorrow: The Blondes.

One-Piece Wednesday: Raica Oliveira, 2007

Things are dismal and drizzly in my neck of the woods.It just seemed like the day needed a little Raica.

Another Hot Girls List

A site called Guyism.com has put together a list of the 100 Sexiest Fashion Models Working Today. Unlike the AskMen.com list from a few months ago, this one has a healthy helping of SI girls.

From Dicker to Decker, from Alyssa to Marisa, from Jessica to Jessica to Jessica to Jessica, nearly a quarter of the list is representing the swimsuit issue (including four out of five 2011 rookies).

#93: Eva HerzigovaThe only model on this list who’s older than I am (though only by a few months).
#87: Esti Ginzburg

#86: Cintia Dicker

#80: Jessica PerezThe newly minted 2012 rookie makes a nice appearance for herself.
#76: Ana Beatriz Barros

#75: Jessica Hart

#70: Raica OliveiraFresh off a nice Ultimo lingerie campaign, if you’re into that sort of thing.
#65: Jessica Gomes

#58: Anne Vyalitsyna(AKA Anne V.)
#56: Petra Nemcova

#50: Shannan Click

#49: Alyssa Miller

#41: Hilary Rhoda

#40: Izabel Goulart

#33: Isabeli FontanaTRIVIA: Shares a July 4 birthday with fellow list-member Alyssa Miller.
#30: Jessica White

#29: Heidi Klum

#24: Kate UptonThis girl is a phenomenon. Barring some bizarre flameout, she’ll be in SI for years. (I bet she’ll be on the cover by the time she’s 22.)
#20: Kim Cloutier

#9: Selita EbanksShe ranked in the top ten on the AskMen list too.
#8: Irina Shayk

#6: Bar Refaeli

#5: Brooklyn Decker

And the highest-ranking SI girl on the list?

#2: Marisa Miller