One-Piece Wednesday: Jarah Mariano, 2009

Interested in some non-SI, non-one-piece photos of Jarah? Brosome.com comes through.

Brunettes in Their Underthings!

You may remember that over the summer, the bros at Guyism.com announced their 100 Sexiest Lingerie Models in the World.

Not to be outdone, the guys at BroBible.com recently doubled that number—and color-coded it. In two parts, they listed the 100 Hottest Brunette Lingerie Models and the 100 Hottest Blonde Lingerie Models.

With the longer list, they had room to top Guyism’s list of 17 SI models by including 24. Well, that’s not technically true. BroBible slipped up a little, counting Isabeli Fontana twice among the brunettes, at #68 and #90, calling the science of the whole experiment into question.

Guyism’s entire lineup of SI girls is repeated in BroBible’s, with one exception: Cintia Dicker. An obvious redhead, she was disqualified from either of BroBible’s lists.

Shall we take a gander?
Brunettes#38: Pania Rose
#42: Jarah Mariano
#54: Izabel Goulart
#60: Lucia Dvorska
#63: Selita Ebanks
#68: Isabeli Fontana
#80: Kim Cloutier
#90: Isabeli Fontana (oops)
#91: Raica Oliveira
#95: Irina Shayk
#100: Alyssa Miller
Tomorrow: The Blondes.

Jarah Mariano

In the blur of Thanksgiving, I missed Jarah Mariano's birthday on Wednesday.This is probably my favorite photo of her, from 2008. It could have been the cover.

Panty-disestablishmentarianism

Guyism.com recently listed their picks for the 100 Sexiest Lingerie Models in the World. 17 of them are swimsuit issue girls, four of whom have been on the cover.

If Sports Illustrated is the models’ day job, here are the girls in their night jobs.

#77: Jessica Hart
#73: Jessica Perez
#52: Jarah Mariano
#49: Cintia Dicker
#45: Ana Beatriz Barros
#42: Alyssa Miller
#26: Brooklyn Decker
#24: Shannan Click
#23: Marisa Miller
#21: Raica Oliveira
#20: Izabel Goulart
#17: Isabeli Fontana
#12: Kate Upton
#10: Selita Ebanks
#7: Kim Cloutier
#6: Irina Shayk
#4: Bar Refaeli
Long live unmentionables!