Brunettes in Their Underthings!

You may remember that over the summer, the bros at Guyism.com announced their 100 Sexiest Lingerie Models in the World.

Not to be outdone, the guys at BroBible.com recently doubled that number—and color-coded it. In two parts, they listed the 100 Hottest Brunette Lingerie Models and the 100 Hottest Blonde Lingerie Models.

With the longer list, they had room to top Guyism’s list of 17 SI models by including 24. Well, that’s not technically true. BroBible slipped up a little, counting Isabeli Fontana twice among the brunettes, at #68 and #90, calling the science of the whole experiment into question.

Guyism’s entire lineup of SI girls is repeated in BroBible’s, with one exception: Cintia Dicker. An obvious redhead, she was disqualified from either of BroBible’s lists.

Shall we take a gander?
Brunettes#38: Pania Rose
#42: Jarah Mariano
#54: Izabel Goulart
#60: Lucia Dvorska
#63: Selita Ebanks
#68: Isabeli Fontana
#80: Kim Cloutier
#90: Isabeli Fontana (oops)
#91: Raica Oliveira
#95: Irina Shayk
#100: Alyssa Miller
Tomorrow: The Blondes.

One-Piece Wednesday: Lucia Dvorska, 2009

While looking through Lucia pics the other day, I came across this beautiful one-piece photo.

One-Hit Wonder: Lucia Dvorska (2009)

I didn't get around to posting this on her birthday, which was Thursday. But I thought I'd send a shout-out to Lucia Dvorska.

She's a very fragile-looking model.Those huge doe eyes, the thin facial structure. Even when she makes eye contact and smiles, she seems a little timid.She’s from Slovakia, and those peasant genes may make her a little soulful. She looks like she’s venturing out for the first time in the week since her boyfriend broke up with her.I’m doing great. No, it was for the best. Let’s sing some karaoke.
Whatever it is, it works. I’d love her to appear again.

No “Ifs” or “Ands”

By some accounts, March 14 is Butt Appreciation Day. Who am I to argue?