You Can't Spell "Maroon Five" without "V"

So I guess it's Maroon Fie now.

Anne V and what's-his-face broke up.This is downright devastating on the heels of Heidi and Seal splitting.There hasn't been this kind of crushing swimsuit-model-rocker-breakup malaise in the air since Billy Joel split with his uptown girl Christie Brinkley.Except: a bit of trivia. "Uptown Girl" was not inspired by Christie Brinkley......but by Elle Macpherson.Billy Joel got to hobnob with both swimsuit issue cover three-peaters. I can't tell if I want to high-five him or sock him in the jaw.

In any case, pressure's on, Chrissy.

Double Bill

Ariel's tweet:

...leads you to this shot.Glamorous models like Ariel Meredith and Michelle Vawer are not immune to duck face. What hope is there for the rest of us?

Let's cleanse the palate with duck-free images of all three ladies.

Roy G. Biv

It's the first day of spring. Enjoy a rainbow.

Happy Birthday, Eva Herzigova

This three-time SI model (97, 98, 99) is 39 today.And recently, she took her place among the sexiest -ovas on earth. BroBible put together a list of the 50 Hottest Women Whose Last Name Ends in -Ova. Anyone with a working knowledge of the swimsuit issue could predict that SI models were well represented.

Anna Kournikova
Daniela Hantuchova
Daniela Pestova
Maria Sharapova
Petra Nemcova
Paulina Porizkova
Veronica Varekova

So, the Grammys Are Tonight

Since We've No Place to Go...

Let it snow...Let it snow...Let it snow.Happy holidays.

Happy Mollyween

Molly Sims tweeted this yesterday:...which led to this photo:I'm a little surprised, because it flies in the face of this campaign (almost eerily so). So let's help Molly tiptoe around the controversy with a couple of spooooky orange-and-black bikinis from 2004.Whaddaya say, Molly? Maybe go as an SI model instead?

Pretty in Pink

On SI.com, they’ve put up a photo gallery entitled “SI Swimsuit Models in Pink,” with this paragraph of explanation:

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. To mark the occasion, here are some of SI's most popular swimsuit models (past and present) wearing pink.

Frankly, the whole endeavor is more than a little creepy to me. But I will draw attention to it because it includes this beautiful photo of Stacey Williams.

Bar-roke

If this is true, she should probably stay supine while it heals.
No, no, Bar, you just undid all that healing. Back in bed.

Green with Anne V

Let’s celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with a couple of upcoming birthdays. The pun-friendly Anne V’s on Saturday:…and the emerald-invoking Kathy Ireland’s on Sunday:
And—why not—feast your eyes on some other verdantly suited lasses.
Top o’ the bikini.

Oscar Night

The swimsuit models interpret the nominees for Best Picture:

Black Swan• • •
The Fighter• • •
Inception• • •
The Kids Are All Right• • •
The King’s Speech• • •
127 Hours• • •
The Social Network• • •
Toy Story 3• • •
True Grit• • •
Winter’s Bone